world`s shortest fairy tail
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,
"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to
cook, had sex with whomever she pleased... did whatever the hell she
wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boyfriends,
saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, and never had pubic
hairs under the toilet seat lid. She watched chick flicks, never football,
never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem,
never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped,
swore, and farted all the time.


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