What mishaps did you have today?

[VILLASUNDAY]

Thought that I would start this thread as I have had an accident prone day.

This morning when filling the teapot I managed to miss the hole & only half my hot water went in the pot, the rest was poured over the work surface & the hob.

I was later making coffee and dropped the jar when putting it it back into the cupboard.

Tonight I walked into the kitchen to put the oven on to heat up, without putting the light on. Went back to the kitchen later to discover that the oven wasn't hot & discovered a symbol that I hadn't even noticed before. When I Googled it, I found that it was defrost! Who knew that such an option even existed.

I then put some oil on a tray ready to pre heat for some oven roasted veg. The oil came out faster than I expected, but I decided that it would be OK & put the tray in the now heating oven. Unfortunately, when I pulled it out again to put the vegetables on it I managed to tip the oil all over the floor, the oven door & my slippers. Luckily the oil was only warm & not super hot.

About to go & check on the chicken & vegetables in the oven now. I think I will delegate getting it out of the oven & carving to my husband

 

[enoch]

I'd stay in bed tomorrow if I was you.

 

[enoch]

Phoned barclays bank to day sat waiting 40min for an answer when I got through to someone the international credit ran out. And I can only top up every month.

 

[mollag]

I was deceived by a supposed Fart

 

[Jaycey]

I accidentally read one of McBullshit's posts

 

[SLEEPY]

I walked in dog poo this morning whilst out walking my flea bag.
Dog walkers not picking up after their hounds is one thing that drives me insane.

 

[Saoirse]

My wife had a freudian slip whilst conversing with my good self over breakfast this morning

She looked at me and instead of saying could you please pass the salt she said I hate you you repulse me you've ruined my life I want a divorce

 

[429nufc]

I've always found women to be good judges of character.

 

[enoch]

My wife had a freudian slip whilst conversing with my good self over breakfast this morning

She looked at me and instead of saying could you please pass the salt she said I hate you you repulse me you've ruined my life I want a divorce

Well not knowing the lady I can understand.

 

[Jaycey]

My biggest mistake today was in only half listening to my wife while absorbed in sorting out our utility bills.​

An hour later there was a knock at the door and a lady dropped off a box with four street puppies inside.​

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I said WTH (or something similar) and Valentyna said “but I told you I wanted to foster pups from the shelter and you nodded OK”.​

For the foreseeable future I will look carefully before I tread , VERY carefully!​

 

[Kanga]

Oh dear, couldn't happen to a nicer guy. . . .

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[SLEEPY]

Basaksehir and Sivasspor ..if you can see them

 

[suecheshireuk]

Life with Anthony tends to be one big mishap (in a nice way . . . sort of), he's so accident prone. One Christmas, we were out with friends and as he was talking; he knocked a full pint of beer over the friend sitting next to him, lots of apologies, mopping up of the table and a fresh pint later, he did exactly the same again. Needless to say, everyone moved away from him. xx

 

[enoch]

Life with Anthony tends to be one big mishap (in a nice way . . . sort of), he's so accident prone. One Christmas, we were out with friends and as he was talking; he knocked a full pint of beer over the friend sitting next to him, lots of apologies, mopping up of the table and a fresh pint later, he did exactly the same again. Needless to say, everyone moved away from him. xx

Is that how you do social distancing

 

[Bramidan]

Those players in the white are obviously ghosting into space

 

[Chasey]

Whilst clearing out the wardrobe for our house move my wife showed me a dress I baught her 20 years ago as an anniversary gift and asked if she should keep it.

Might as well bin it I said


Your will never fit in it now

 

[alva5763]

Brave man.

 

[ted j]

I'm peed off with my wardrobe , It keeps making my shirts shrink (doesn't affect socks though)