Haemorrhoidus Chamelius Stinkectum I believe is the latin term for this horrid creature. Similar to the common house fly in that it enjoys deficating everywhere but not to consume it after delivery, instead it leaves its own excrement for others to suck up causing many years of pain. However, it cannot fly, but finds easily travels around the globe on the back of other less fortunates.
Haemorrhoidus Chamelius Stinkectum can easily be identified by what seems to be a large grin between the two faces it has developed in a very short evolutionary time and is far more dangerous than any snake, spider or cockroach you may come across, beware the female version as it has been known to join forces and vigorously defend both though the many skins it has at its disposal!:nosepick:
LM