bickern

Member
We are about to enter the BBQ season
PLEASE TAKE NOTE, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

BBQ RULES:

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

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IbrahimAbi

Grey wisdom
We are about to enter the BBQ season
Clearly incomplete. You need to add that during the cooking process the woman checks that the man still has beer and replenishes it as required. I have one scheduled for this aft!, been barbieing all winter.
 
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Hilsjw

Member
We are about to enter the BBQ season
Cor, that's about right Norman. I remember years ago, when we had a large indoor grill. Our eldest son used to push me out of the way, so that he could cook the meat. Must be a male sort of thing.
 

IbrahimAbi

Grey wisdom
We are about to enter the BBQ season
A Turkish friend of mine did nothing around the house at all, but he insisted that men should a) buy fish, b) make kofte c) choose the best melons.
 
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