true story

[jimiboy]

She stood on the bridge at midnight

Her hips were all a-quiver

She gave a cough-

her leg fell off,

and floated down the river.

:boink:

 

[Terry the Celt]

Twas on the good ship Venus
My God,you should have seen us!!
The........................................
..............................................

Verse 2........................

Verse 3........................



Conveniently forgotten the rest but as a song it went down well after rugby years ago!

 

[jimiboy]

Aye Terry,

But the Royal Navy was the place to pick up the really humourous songs and poems. Pity that most of them are rather too 'jolly' to post!

 

[pineapple1]

I know a good song But its to long Ha Ha Starts off 5 and 20 virgins went down to inverness Ha Ha Cant remember the rest {liar } Thats what happens when all your cousins are boys ...Diane

 

[jimiboy]

Hi Pinepple1,

I know Inverness well, and doubt that many of them would gave got home in the same condition !!

 

[JEANNIE]

She stood on the bridge at midnight

Her hips were all a-quiver

She gave a cough-

her leg fell off,

and floated down the river.

:boink:

Sitting here wetting myself cos it's so stupid that it's so funny :9::larf::larf::larf::larf::larf::larf:

 

[hijo]

..the captains daughters name was mabel
my god she was able
to give the crew, their daily*****,
upon the kitchen table..:38:

 

[jimiboy]

That was the plan Jeannie!!

 

[JEANNIE]

You certainly succeeded.
By the way , love the avatar. :9:


Jeannie

 

[jimiboy]

Another true story:

A young foreign chap from Darjeeling

Had got on a bus once in Ealing

It said on the door 'Please don't spit on the floor'

So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.


Does anybody remember these busses, with the open platform at the back that you could jump on and off at will?

There really was a notice that said that. In the Edinburgh ones anyway.

 

[JEANNIE]

Another true story:

A young foreign chap from Darjeeling

Had got on a bus once in Ealing

It said on the door 'Please don't spit on the floor'

So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.


Does anybody remember these busses, with the open platform at the back that you could jump on and off at will?

There really was a notice that said that. In the Edinburgh ones anyway.

No never,


Jeannie

 

[Tess]

:cheers: There was a young man called Hardcastle, by a billiard ball he was struck, and on his tombstone was written, Hardcastle, hardball, hard Luck - Boom Boom!!! :cheers:

 

[Terry the Celt]

Some girls they use vaseline
Other girls use lard,
Dinah..........

Sorry forgot again!!
Cant remember the clean ones!

Nice ones Tess and Jimiboy!
A good laugh

 

[Akasya]

One the eve of evolution, in the act of prostitution , did Daniel say unto the King " how is thy wife " ?

At this the King was deeply wrathed, and sentenced Daniel to a period, not to exceed thirty days, in the lions den.

Steve.

 

[pineapple1]

Me and me wife and me mother inlaw
Went down to the silvery sea
The wife sat at the back of the boat
Her mother sat next to me
She said would ya see me drown
I said no i'd shut me eyes


Can't repeat any more..... Diane

 

[ted j]

The boy stood on the poopdeck, eating red hot scallops, he dropped one down his trouser leg, and badly burned his ankle (missed his b******s completely)

 

[jimiboy]

The boy stood on the burning deck
His feet were in the water

....Longfellow