Pheme
Member
Tinky Town
Not a lot happening round Tinky town this week - Be a few weeks till the height of season when 6 packed adonises are spinning on their heads to the summer tunes and girls are loosing their knickers nightly on the beach! The fishbowls will be in full flow, waiters will be collecting fiances on a 2 week turnaround and hearts will be broken. Outside every bar there will be the gorgeous men casting their long lashed brown eyes like fishings nets, catching the female prey with ease. Once inside they will giggle and order their huge orgasms (its a cocktail ok) and wait for the conga line of snake hipped waiters to slither to their table carrying a large bowl decked in sparklers and del boy umbrellas singing Jolley Jolley Jolley, or something that sounds remarkably like it.
Most exciting thing Ive seen is the sign on Elaines Chippy that said "closed until further notice" that had my nose twitching, speculating all manner of marital problems but it turns out she was just feeling a bit poorly and is back up to her eyes in potato peelings today.
As for the intended Global Domination of Parador, well, not quite….
Their arrival in Altinkum has not left the rest of the Emlak’s quaking in their boots as expected. Seems they (Parador) have outpriced themselves in the market. Their properties start from a whopping £ 35,350 for a 1 bed apartment, when you can pick up a spacious 2 bed of the same standard in just as good a location from as little as 22k!! Thankfully, they do all their marketing in the UK and once their chosen victims arrive here they are practically blindfolded and herded like sheep for 4 days under the watchful eye of their designated “guide”. I don’t know who I feel more sorry for the families who cant even pee in peace or the poor bloke who has superglued them all to a bit of string tied round his wrist!. Come to think of it, how does he pee? Or have Parador designed the uniforms accordingly?
PS: A Turkish friend of mine has bought www.theparadorproperties.com - I asked him what he was going to advertise on there and he said “toilets” Nuff Said!
Bye for now x
Most exciting thing Ive seen is the sign on Elaines Chippy that said "closed until further notice" that had my nose twitching, speculating all manner of marital problems but it turns out she was just feeling a bit poorly and is back up to her eyes in potato peelings today.
As for the intended Global Domination of Parador, well, not quite….
Their arrival in Altinkum has not left the rest of the Emlak’s quaking in their boots as expected. Seems they (Parador) have outpriced themselves in the market. Their properties start from a whopping £ 35,350 for a 1 bed apartment, when you can pick up a spacious 2 bed of the same standard in just as good a location from as little as 22k!! Thankfully, they do all their marketing in the UK and once their chosen victims arrive here they are practically blindfolded and herded like sheep for 4 days under the watchful eye of their designated “guide”. I don’t know who I feel more sorry for the families who cant even pee in peace or the poor bloke who has superglued them all to a bit of string tied round his wrist!. Come to think of it, how does he pee? Or have Parador designed the uniforms accordingly?
PS: A Turkish friend of mine has bought www.theparadorproperties.com - I asked him what he was going to advertise on there and he said “toilets” Nuff Said!
Bye for now x
