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Three ladies in a sauna
Three Ladies in a
Sauna



THREE
WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN
A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.. THE YOUNG WOMAN
PRESSED HER FOREARM AND

THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED
AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A
MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.



A
FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER
PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY
MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'



THE OLDER WOMAN FELT
VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE
HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO

THE BATHROOM. SHE
RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
END.



THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT
HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU
LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!!
 

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