Germaine

Mass Debater
Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk
I actually can't say most of these when sober!!!!

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Doner Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this car park or
on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
11. Thank you Mr. Taxi Driver, that was a very reasonable price.
 

KKOB

Completely Chillaxed
Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK

Germaine Mate, I **ckin' Love You ! :high5:
 
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KKOB

Completely Chillaxed
Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk
Oh no...........I've sobered up now. Did I say or do anything stupid ?
 

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