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The Perks of Being 50+
The perks of being over 50, or reaching 60 and heading for 70......

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation,you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere.

4. People call at 9PM and ask,'Did I wake you?'

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out..

8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

9. You can live without sex but not without your glasses.

11. You no longer think of keeping below speed limits as a challenge...

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15 .Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

19. You can't remember where you saw this list.

Just one more thing – never ever take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night…..



The Perks of Being 50+
I feel so much better for having these things confirmed!
And I thought of another one;
Its okay to wear sensible shoes.

Sunny Seasider

Life is so precious
The Perks of Being 50+
I fit into this category (53) soon to be 54, lol. It's ok to call your mobile phone to find it.

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