ceemac

Shake It Baby...
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly..
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You're in them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: Your having sex
Bad: The dog came in the room and licked your arse
Ugly: You liked it

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

Good: You're pregnant
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer


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KKOB

Completely Chillaxed
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly..
He Stumbles around and falls over it.:wink:
 

pebble

Member
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly..
Egads Ceemac, you must have lots of time on your hands........

but...keep em coming........they are keeping me in stitches.....
 

bobthenob

Non Active Member
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly..
The Good:Ceemac has been abucted by aliens

The bad:The wife assumes he going down the pub

The ugly:Comes back drunk, trying to convience his wife he was programmed by the aliens that laughter is the best medicine.The wife totally alienated poor Ceemac.
 

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