The Good, The Bad and The Ugly..

[ceemac]

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

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Good: Your son studies a lot in his room

Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You're in them​

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

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Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

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Good: Your having sex
Bad: The dog came in the room and licked your arse
Ugly: You liked it

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Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

Good: You're pregnant
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago

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Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer


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[Harem]

Where do you keep finding this stuff????????

 

[KKOB]

He Stumbles around and falls over it.:wink:

 

[pebble]

Egads Ceemac, you must have lots of time on your hands........

but...keep em coming........they are keeping me in stitches.....

 

[ceemac]

You're awfully inquisitive Harem :5:


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[Harem]

Ah

 

[Tess]

:5::5::5::5::5:

 

[bobthenob]

The Good:Ceemac has been abucted by aliens

The bad:The wife assumes he going down the pub

The ugly:Comes back drunk, trying to convience his wife he was programmed by the aliens that laughter is the best medicine.The wife totally alienated poor Ceemac.