Aunty

Member
sunday`s joke
>> A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest,
>> "Father, it has been one month since my last confession and I've
>> sinned with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
>>
>> The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say
>> three 'Hail Mary's'."
>> Soon, another man enters the confessional.
>> "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have
>> sinned with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."
>> This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?"
>> "A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
>>
>> "Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'. "
>> The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver
>> his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the
>> men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits
>> down in front of the Altar.
>> Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald
>> green shoes.
>> The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her
>> legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.
>> The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, "Is that
>> Fannie Green?"
>> The altar boy replies, ..............................
>>
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>>
>>
>>
>> "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes"
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Andy

Senior Member
sunday`s joke
Oh That was brilliant Aunty the
best laugh iv'e had today.

Thanks


Andy
 

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