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Spice Up Your Takeaway Ordering
Must try these the next time I'm loaded heheh...

If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

Tell the order taker a rival takeaway place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up

Answer their questions with questions

If a pizza takeaway, tell them to put the crust on top this time.

Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

Ask what the order taker is wearing.

Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

Rattle off your order with a confident and determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.

Change your accent every three seconds.

If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be £9.99; please pull up to the first window."

Ask if you get to keep the pizza box/food container. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

So cruel, I know heheh



Spice Up Your Takeaway Ordering
We owned two takeaways when we lived in Belfast...and I'm telling you we used to get some real weirdo's on the phone :nosepick::nosepick:

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