Skewered Lamb!!!!!!

[rafiki]

Man charged over sheep sex in Germany
Reuters | Thursday, 5 April 2007
BERLIN: A man has been charged with breaking German animal protection laws after he was caught on camera having sex with sheep, police said.
The sheep's owner became suspicious last year and installed video surveillance equipment which filmed the 44-year-old in the act, police in the western region of Suedhessen said in a statement.
"He admitted sodomising the animals and had no explanation for his actions," spokeswoman Christine Klein said.
The man, who is a Turkish national and lives in the town of Gross Gerau, faces a jail sentence of up to three years or a fine, the statement said.

Do you think they will get the Sheep to testify?!

 

[Martyn]

Not sure this should be in the cookery section unless he made a fine meal out of it afterwards :lol:

 

[peter the postie]

Sorry Martyn, what did you say? .. I'm a bit mutton :lol:

 

[rafiki]

He may not of cooked it..but I'm sure he warmed it up a bit!

 

[rafiki]

The phrase: All fur coat and no Knickers. Springs to mind!

 

[shirleyanntr]

i should resist this..its naff...but i can't
the judge said..you've been a baaaa baaaa boy and you mutton do it again!

 

[Linda A]

Ewe wouldn't believe it, but he must be baaaking mad,

His solicitor will shepherd him to Court and argue that the circumstances are all a bit woolly,

I'd better stop now, before I have a field day,

Linda

 

[ade]

he will just pull the wool over the eyes of the judge

 

[Pennie]

Was he wearing wellies????

Reminds me of the old joke,
Why have the welsh started wearing kilts???

Cause the sheep learned to run at the sound of the zipps

SORRY................at least it wasn't a shaggy goat story

Pennie xx

 

[friar tuck]

Is this Dafyd Krout the famous sheep sha**er from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.