Senior Jokes:
Great News. . . !

Some of my old time favourite Singers and Bands, have re-released their Great Hits with New Titles and Lyrics, to accommodate their Ageing Audience.

Here's Some Examples...

Herman's Hermits: "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker".

The Rolling Stones: "You Can't Always Pee When You Want".

Credence Clearwater Revival: "Bad Prune Rising".

Marvin Gaye: "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts".

The Who: "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication".

The Troggs: "Bald Thing".

The Bee Gees: "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip".

Roberta Flack: "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face".

Johnny Nash: "I Can't See Clearly Now".

The Temptations: "Papa Got a Kidney Stone".

ABBA: "Denture Queen".

Leo Sayer: "You Make Me Feel Like Napping".

Commodores: "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom".

Procol Harem: "A Whiter Shade of Hair"
 
Senior Jokes:
Three old Men were at the Doctor’s for a Memory Test.

The Doctor asked the first old man; “What’s two times two?”

“194,” came the reply.

The Doctor turned to the second old man, “What’s two times two?”

“Thursday,” replied the second old man.

Finally the Doctor asked the third old man, “What’s two times two?”

“Four,” came the answer.

“That’s great,” said the Doctor. “How did you get that?”


“Simple,” said the third old man. “I subtracted 194 from Thursday”…
 

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