ceemac

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School Sick Notes
Here are some actual sick notes received by schools;


My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Carl was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Please excuse Peter from being absent yesterday. He had diahre... dyrea... direathe... the shits.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

Alan was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

Please excuse Brenda, she has been sick and under the doctor.

Mary was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.



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bobthenob

Non Active Member
School Sick Notes
Another one,which l used when at school.
My dog ate my home work and had to wait for the dog to pass it from the rear.lt took all day because my dog was constipated.

l was walking to school and was abducted by aliens,by the time they released me,it was time to go home.

l couldn't get out of the mobile home,because the door was frozen solid to the edge[it's true,it did happen to me]
 
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Valian

Let sleeping dogs lie
School Sick Notes
My brother had just started his secondary school (40 years ago) but was off school feeling sick etc - but I nearly cracked up listening to my Mum on the phone when she said "Alan won't be in schoool today as he is feeling a little queer". When I explained why I was rolling about laughing, she was horrified LOL LOL Bless her, she never understood dirty jokes either, I had to explain them to her too.
 

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