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Saturdays Joke
The Doctor's examination.

A wee Glasgow woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the
baby, checked his weight, found it somewhat below normal and asked
if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed."Breast fed," she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pressed,
kneaded, rolled, cupped and pinched both breasts for a while in a
rigorously thorough examination.Motioning to her to get dressed he said,
"No wonder this baby is under weight. You don't have any milk!"

"I know," she said, "i'm his Granny, but I'm glad I came!"


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