ceemac

Shake It Baby...
Read The Instructions....
On a blanket from Taiwan: "Not to be used as protection from a tornado".

On a helmet-mounted mirror used by American cyclists: "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you".

On a Taiwanese shampoo: "Use repeatedly for severe damage".

On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink: "After opening, keep upright".

On a New Zealand insect spray: "This product is not tested on animals".

On a packet of Sunmaid raisins: "Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?"

On Morphy Richards hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."

On a curling iron: "Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice"

On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle: "Do not open here."

On a can of spray paint: "Do not spray in your face."

On a bottle of bathtub cleaner: "For best results, start with clean bathtub before use."

On a container of lighter fluid: "WARNING: Contents flammable"

On a bottle of hand lotion: "Warning: Starts healing skin on contact."

On a box of household nails: "CAUTION! - Do NOT swallow nails. May cause irritation"

On a bag of Doritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

On a bar of Camay soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On Findus frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: "Fits one head."

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down."

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery."

On Nytol sleep aid: "Warning: may cause drowsiness."

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.




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saffie

Saffie
Read The Instructions....
Ha ha..those are funny Ceemac.

Kind of reminded me.......I bought a nice new swimsuit in a sale I had had my eye on for some time. Felt very pleased with myself for waiting until it had been reduced to half price and couldn't wait to get it home.

Checked the tiny written instruction label attached to it when I got home and it said" Do not immerse in water: Do not allow to come into contact with suntan lotion:Warning-sun may damage the fabric and we cannot be held responsible for any lightening of fabric: Do not wring: Do not tumble dry: Keep dark colours separate"

Now wondering what I am going to wear it for??? Ha ha ha.
 

juco

Member
Read The Instructions....
On a bag of Doritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

Seriously, what if you stood there and just starting opening all the packets to get the details! Wonder if that would be legal.
 

ted j

Member
Read The Instructions....
Bought Some Spaghetti Once. The Instructions Said "Open Packet And Stand In Boiling Water" God My Feet Hurt For Weeks .Ted :10:
 

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