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I accidentally sent Matt Hancock a FaceBook friend request..


He accepted,



And now I've just received 3 UK Government Contracts..!
 
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"HELP..!! HELP..!! Is that the Police"..???

"Yes, Sir. This is the Police."

"Help..! We're in the hands of a Gang of Ruthless Criminals intent on utterly destroying us. They know No Mercy and they've been Torturing us for a long time now. Help Us. We can't hold out much longer"..

"Keep Calm, Sir. What is your Current Location and how many of you are involved"..???




"We're in the UK and there are 67.94 million of us."
 
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TO THE GOVERNMENTS and the POLITICIANS of the WORLD TODAY, and to the FUTURE GENERATIONS of TOMORROW,

I SAY, PLEASE REMEMBER.


"When the Last Tree Is Cut Down, the Last Fish Eaten, and the Last Stream Poisoned, You Will Realize That You Cannot EAT MONEY, OIL, GOLD or even BITCOIN".
 
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A Gang of inept Robbers broke into a Lawyer's club instead of the intended target, the Bank next door.

The Lawyers put up a real fight and eventually the Robbers managed to escape.

Back at the Robbers Den.

One of them said "It could have been worse, at least we got out with £50"..??

The Robbers boss said,



"I warned you to stay clear of Lawyers didn't I..?? We fecking had £300 when we first broke in"..
 

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