Derek Payne
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Donald Trump and Barack Obama went to the same Barbershop for a Shave.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different Barber, not a word was Spoken.
The Barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to Politics.
As the Barbers finished their Shaves, the one who had Trump in his Chair, reached for the Aftershave.
Trump was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, if my Wife smells that she will think I've been in a Whorehouse,'
The Second Barber turned to Obama and said, "How About You"..???
Obama replied,
"Go ahead, my Wife doesn't know, what a Whorehouse smells like"..
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different Barber, not a word was Spoken.
The Barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to Politics.
As the Barbers finished their Shaves, the one who had Trump in his Chair, reached for the Aftershave.
Trump was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, if my Wife smells that she will think I've been in a Whorehouse,'
The Second Barber turned to Obama and said, "How About You"..???
Obama replied,
"Go ahead, my Wife doesn't know, what a Whorehouse smells like"..
Derek Payne
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An Israeli doctor says:
"In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and within 6 weeks, he's back out looking for work."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he's back out looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is out looking for work."
The American doctor laughs:
"You all are behind us. Just four years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him President! Now, the whole country is looking for work"..
"In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and within 6 weeks, he's back out looking for work."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he's back out looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is out looking for work."
The American doctor laughs:
"You all are behind us. Just four years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him President! Now, the whole country is looking for work"..
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How will we know when Trump is dead..???
His Press Secretary will come out and Deny It..
His Press Secretary will come out and Deny It..
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AND THEN THE LITTLE GINGA ASSHOLE SAID.
“NAN, CAN I STILL KEEP THE UNIFORM AND MEDALS, PLEASE”..???
SO I TOLD HIM,
"YOU CAN ONLY WEAR THEM AT FANCY DRESS PARTIES, COS THEY MEAN F@CK ALL NOW".
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(You should have seen his Little Face).
AND THEN THE LITTLE GINGA ASSHOLE SAID.
“NAN, CAN I STILL KEEP THE UNIFORM AND MEDALS, PLEASE”..???
SO I TOLD HIM,
"YOU CAN ONLY WEAR THEM AT FANCY DRESS PARTIES, COS THEY MEAN F@CK ALL NOW".
*
(You should have seen his Little Face).
