Polar Explorers club
a new recruit to the polar explorers club has the initiation ceremony explained to him :-

"you have to drink two bottles of whiskey straight down, go out in the snowy waste and wrestle a polar bear then come back and make love to the barmaid"

the two bottles of whiskey are duly drunk, straight down and our man heads on out into the snowy waste. Two hours later he returns, clothes all tattered and torn and covered in blood and says "Now wheres that barmaid that wants wrestling!"

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