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OUT n ABOUT with Hida & Stan The Turkish Bath
Turkish Bath!!!

Out And About With Hilda and Stan Washday Blues I’m sat reading my latest copy of Viz when I here the rumblings of Stan’s voice Hilda!!! What’s a Turkish bath….!!??? Hilda replies that it’s a kind of wash and scrub. Stan then decides they are going. Hilda looks up from her copy of Viz muttering that he’s not that fond of water at the best of times. What bright spark told you about a Turkish Bath? No one, its here in this mag. Hilda takes a look; He’s looking at a picture of 4 scantly clad young females in the Turkish bath. Typical !! Ah says Hilda. That explains it!!! Stan looks sheepish and insists that it’s the bath he is interested in. He had read all about it and it turns out there is one in Davutlar, just down the road. It’s called a hamam. Hilda knows when she is beaten and agrees to give it a go. The Haman in Davutlar is a small well set out Traditional Turkish bath used by the town’s folk, not like some in Kusadasi which are built for the tourists. Hilda and Stan approach the entrance with mixed feelings Stan looking forward to the scantily clad females, and Hilda to the young man in his loin cloth Wow!! Hilda’s already got a sweat on. Merhaba says the little man at the reception. Stan in his best Turkish explains that they have come for a bath!! Nodding, the man waves then through to a area with little cubicles to change in. Towels are provided to cover their modesty. Stan being well proportioned (fat says Hilda) looks at his and tells Hilda it will only go round my neck!! Good job Hilda brought a beach towel. Then it’s off into a sauna which reminds Stan of his shed at the bottom of the garden. The heat is amazing but Stan doesn’t seem to notice as his eyes are fixed on the door, waiting for the bikini clad ladies to arrive. At last the door opens the man pours water on some stones on the floor the whole place fills with steam and gets even hotter. After what seems like an age but is about half an hour they are released, and led through to a marble covered circular room with a huge slab of marble in the centre and a high domed roof. All around the walls are small recesses; each one has antique taps and a metal bowl. The man explains that here we wash off all the sweat from the sauna before going for the bath, Stan is confused he cant see a bath anywhere, but feeling sure that the ladies will turn up soon has a good wash. Then a door opens and Stan looks up hopefully, at last the ladies! Well yes and no, there is only one, Stan’s face falls, she reminds him of a Russian shot putter, Olga from the Volga thinks Stan,!!! but there is no going back now. She leads him to the marble slab and starts throwing water at him, then gets what looks like a pillowcase and fills it full of soap, after waving it round in the air for a while she lathers him all over and rinses him off again. Then it’s out with a sort of loofah. Using all her considerable strength she scrubs him all over pausing only to rinse him off from time to time. It hurts, but of course Stan being a real man bites back his cries of pain and has no choice but to carry on to the end. Hilda is shaking with giggles and can’t believe the dirt that is rinsed off Stan, she had no idea he was so dirty. But the best is still to come! The massage begins, Stan is thumped and pummeled within an inch of his life, he turns a lovely shade of pink. At last it’s over and a very stiff Stan returns to his bench to sooth his aching body with cool water. Stan can’t wait any longer. Where’s the bath? he asks the confused man. Eventually Stan understands that there is no actual bath and it’s the process that’s called the bath. The man reappears and the same process is repeated with Hilda, not being a man she has the sense to ask him to be gentle, and she really enjoys the whole thing. After the massage the man takes them though to another area where they are served cay and cool drinks and told to relax for a while, it’s amazing how tiring it is and after a few minutes they are both fast asleep, Stan of course snoring gently. The traditional Turkish Bath really is an experience you shouldn’t miss. The staff will be as gentle or as tough with you as you want, and you come out feeling really refreshed and relaxed, you feel about a stone lighter and can’t wait for the next one. Stan is thinking of trying a tourist bath next time, maybe that’s where the scantily clad girls are. More from the intrepid duo next time.



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Tess

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OUT n ABOUT with Hida & Stan The Turkish Bath
Loved it Stan and Hilda, look forward to the next adventure LOL!!!!
 

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