Now let me see...
Lipstick, mascara, lottery ticket, no it must be in the other zipper... pills, pictures, coins, yuk! melted chocolate, no it must be in the side I checked before.... phone, umbrella, more lipstick ahhhh


Now let me see...
reminded me of this one

With the arrival of new "Drive-thru" bank ATM's (Automatic Teller Machines), customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable users to use this new facility, the following recommended procedures have been drawn up.

Please read the procedure that applies to your gender and remember them for when you use the machine for the first time.

Male Procedure:

1. Drive up to the ATM;
2. Open your car window;
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN;
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw;
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt;
6. Close car window;
7. Drive away.

Female Procedure:

1. Drive up to the ATM;
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine;
3. Re-start the stalled engine;
4. Open your car window;
5. Find handbag, empty all contents onto passenger seat to locate card;
6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror;
7. Attempt to insert card into machine;
8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car;
9. Insert card;
10. Insert card correct way up;
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written inside the back cover;
12. Enter PIN;
13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN;
14. Enter amount of cash required;
15. Re-check make-up in rear view mirror;
16. Retrieve cash and receipt;
17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside;
18. Place receipt in back of cheque book;
19. Re-check make-up again;
20. Drive forward two metres;
21. Reverse back to ATM machine;
22. Retrieve card;
23. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder and place card into the slot;
24. Re-check make-up;
25. Restart stalled engine and drive off;
26. Drive for 3 to 4 miles;
27. Release handbrake.


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Ha HAA HAA But i bet it was a man who gave her the pass certificate as he stared down her sun top Hopeing he'd get get something in return !!!!! My dad taught me to drive with a big lorry ! so none of this applies to me , except the handbag Thats a nightmare cant find anything .... So now keep credit card in bra mobile the other side 42c on right 38c on left No probs aligning the car big prob aligning the bra !!!! Ha Ha HA
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