ceemac

Shake It Baby...
Monday Morning Giggle
Some things you really don't want to hear when you're 'under the knife'.......

1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

2. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.

3. Rex! Rex! Come back with that. Bad dog!

4. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

5. Hand me that. uh. that uh. that thingy there.

6. Oh no! Where's my Rolex?

7. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?

8. There go the lights again!

9. Ya know, there's big money in kidneys and this guy's got two of 'em.

10. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

11. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration.

12. What's this doing here?

13. I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

14. That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?

15. Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

16. Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right?

17. What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?!

18. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

19. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

20. Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?

21. Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough.

22. What do you mean "You want a divorce?!"

23. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

24. Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing.


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GnD

Member
Monday Morning Giggle
Dear Ceemac

As funny as those all are I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING, even gosh this body is gorgeous, WHILST UNDER THE KNIFE!!!:becky:
 

mike dj

Member
Monday Morning Giggle
I was told this story by a male nurse just before an epidural injection , he said dont have the head phones on as we had a problem last week , a patient had them on and started shouting stop! stop ! the music on the radio was Rod Stewart " The first cut is the deepest " Mike
 

pineapple1

I Love Kleopatra Beach !
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My Cousin was giving birth . She had a bad time and labour lasted 2 days . so when baby started to arrive she was exhausted ., she had air and gas . Then when a bad pain came she could stand it no more , nurse said babys coming ... Cousin replied Put the effin thing back i don't want it !!!! Of course as soon as it was born she couldn't stop crying and saying look at my gorgeous daughter . 6 of us at the hospital all laughing our heads off . And every year on childs birthday we'd ask her ..You still want to put her back ??? ......Diane
 

tjd

Member
Monday Morning Giggle
Excellent - must send this to my son - he's started a surgical rotation last week and I'm sure he needs some humor.
 

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