May Jokes '22.
My Wife got back from Shopping and she said to me ;-

"I spent 10 minutes trying to Unlock someone else's Car earlier".

"I swear, sometimes I think I'm Retarded.. Ha-Ha..!"

"Don't worry, I do that all the time..!" I replied.

"What...?? Mix up our Car with a Different One"..??? She said.

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"No, I think you're Retarded."
 
May Jokes '22.
I'm not saying the people in the area, where I Live,

Have Really Bad Teeth,.?!?!?

But one Woman, just smiled at the Checkout Guy, in my local Supermarket.

And the Barcode Scanner picked it up.


As a nice Set of Copper Saucepans.
 
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