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Women’s English

1 Yes = No
2 No = Yes
3 Maybe = No
4 We Need = I Want
5 I Am Sorry = You’ll Be Sorry
6 We Need To Talk = You’re In Trouble
7 Sure, Go Ahead = You Better Not
8 Do What You Want = You’ll Pay For This Later
9 I’m Not Upset = Of Course I’m Upset You Moron
10 You’re Very Attentive Tonight = Is Sex All You Ever Think About?

Men’s English

1 I Am Hungry = I Am Hungry
2 I Am Tired = I Am Tired
3 I Am Sleepy = I Am Sleepy
4 Nice Dress = Nice Cleavage
5 I Love You = Let’s Have Sex Now
6 I’m Bored = Do You Want To Have Sex?
7 May I Have This Dance? = I’d Like To Have Sex With You
8 Can I Call You Sometime? = I’d Like To Have Sex With You
9 Do You Want To Go To A Movie? = I’d Like To Have Sex With You
10 Can I Take You Out To Dinner? = I’d Like To Have Sex With You
11 Those Shoes Don’t Go With That Outfit = I’m Gay

And finally……

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where there are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However, when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, scissors stuck in his eye, and a cricket stump shoved up his backside…


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