mollag

Kipper restorer
March Jokes '21.
A farmer's wife was at her lawyer's getting advice about a divorce.
"He makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr. Jones."
"How do you mean?"
"Well, Mr. Jones," says the farmer's wife, "this morning I was looking at the chickens when he crept up behind me and had me from behind!"
"Chickens? Mrs. Smith. I didn't know you kept chickens?"
"We don't, Mr. Jones. This was in Tesco"........
 
March Jokes '21.
Did You Know..??

That a Piranha, can Strip a Young Child down to the Bone in just 30 seconds..???

Anyway, to cut a long story short.

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I got sacked from my Job at the Aquarium earlier today.
 

Jaycey

African Refugee
March Jokes '21.
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: "Daddy, what is s*x?" The Dad was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the 'birds and the bees'. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. "Why did you ask this question?" Her father asked her: The little girl replied, "Well mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."

The Awkward Question
 

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