Lonely Hearts Club

[westonalan]

Hi Mushtaq,
Me and Andy feel that it would be a good idea
to have a lonely hearts club or singles club
So all these lovely members can arrange to meet
and socialise in Turkey.
Think of it? this could lead to another service
you can offer all your members and customers!!!
Arranging Weddings in Turkey!! LOL


Alan

Andy and Ms Who could be your first couple!
:416pv: :438qr: :474cu: :424bw:

 

[Mushtaq]

Good idea Alan, but I think most people interact here anyway single or not, Ms Who is not single as far as I know :lol:

 

[westonalan]

Ms Who! Spoken for.
So it's a waste of time me bringing a box of milk tray and jelly babies in a weeks time. LOL

 

[Andy]

Nice try Al, so no milktray for our Mrs Kym

Shame.

 

[Blessed]

Im in you may set me up with Jessica Alba

and ill have ma mums chocolates if she dont want them

 

[Ms Who]

Hey Guys, you must have missed the post that said NO MORE CHOCOLATE!! I have absolutely no willpower and will devour a whole box in one sitting (ask Mushtaq!) - So the safest thing for me is to reject all jumper wearing men shinning down our drainpipe clutching purple boxes!

Old paperbacks are now my thing so if you want to get into my good books ;-)

Single - No - Ive got my very own Turkish Delight!

Visitors - Love them, one and all most welcome, especially poets and moderators ;-)

 

[Susan]

While we at it we could have

Under Twenty-One Club

The Thirties no Wrinkles Club

The Young Forties Club

Ten more to go Fifties Club

Over the Hill Sixties Club

Bite the Head of Jelly Babies Club

Mothers and Toddlers Club

I Love Cadburys Club

Aunt Fannies Agony Club

Find my Soul Mate Club

Health and Fitness Club

Silly People Club

Forgot one Whose Got My Rum Club

 

[Freda]

Which one are you going to join then Susan? And Westonalan, why are you offering my prospective partner to Ms Who?!!! lol xx

 

[Susan]

Which one are you going to join then Susan? And Westonalan, why are you offering my prospective partner to Ms Who?!!! lol xx

Hi Freda,

Got no choice on one of them Over the Hill Sixties Club that will be me two weeks today, can get my free bus pass as well. lol

The other one Silly People Club and Aunt Fannies Agony Club that way I will keep up on all the gossip. lol

Mind you if David Gilmore is on the market I could be single in a day so could join the singles just incase.lol

Which are yours

Susan

 

[westonalan]

Which one are you going to join then Susan? And Westonalan, why are you offering my prospective partner to Ms Who?!!! lol xx

I'm so Sorry my dear Freda!!!
I know Andy really needs ya!!!
Ms Who is the one we all adore,
But it seems she's spoken for!!
So please give him one more chance
and he'll take you for a romantic dance!
He's a gent, he's a scholar, he's a top man
He'll do anything for you , I know he can!

 

[Struggs]

Sign me up for the singles club, plus a no holiday mates club, will have to pluck up the courage to holiday on my own next year, the way things are going.

 

[Freda]

Susan, Health and Fitness club, cos I should and the silly persons club cos I can be one sometimes. (Forgot my pin number for my bank account yesterday dur dur !!!) Alan thanks for the poem, excellent ....but does Andy know?

 

[wiuru]

I'm so Sorry my dear Freda!!!
I know Andy really needs ya!!!
Ms Who is the one we all adore,
But it seems she's spoken for!!
So please give him one more chance
and he'll take you for a romantic dance!
He's a gent, he's a scholar, he's a top man
He'll do anything for you , I know he can!

This poor young lady is feeling the strain
whilt dealing with you two must be a pain
So leave her alone back of you bad lot
Or i will see our mad Jen and have u both shot..............

roflmao i here she doesn't miss much either te-he,

Anne..xx

 

[Freda]

Oh don't do that, I'm enjoying it!! Good poem though!! God the thought of Jen running around the streets with a shotgun....she doesn't live too far from me either. Best not upset her!!

 

[sparrow]

I'm so Sorry my dear Freda!!!
I know Andy really needs ya!!!
Ms Who is the one we all adore,
But it seems she's spoken for!!
So please give him one more chance
and he'll take you for a romantic dance!
He's a gent, he's a scholar, he's a top man
He'll do anything for you , I know he can!

Alan, do you get a commission ??? :lol: :lol:

 

[wiuru]

He-he i know would be terrified if she was in charge of so much as a water pistol myself, lol but Jen scares the crap out of most of us, lol


Anne

 

[westonalan]

Alan, do you get a commission ??? :lol: :lol:

NO!
Andy's offered to clean my carpets free of charge!

But he does'nt know it yet! LOL

 

[wiuru]

Chat room is now open, lol c u there

Anne

 

[wiuru]

Don't listen to them they have only one aim
to get in your knickers thats their one sordid game
So if u have any wit and being a woman with looks
You will say to these lads "hey go sling your hooks".

Anne (again), lol

 

[peter the postie]

How about the tlf swingers society? .. we could all bring our car keys over and chuck em in :lol: