ceemac

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Legitimate Use of the 'F' Word
Some famous (or infamous) occasions when use of the F word may have been justified?

'How the f*** did you work that out?' - Pythagorus
126 BC

'Scattered f***ing showers my arse' - Noah 314 BC

'Houston, we've got a big f***ing problem' - Crew of Apollo 13 1970

'You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?' - Michaelangelo 1566

'I haven't got a f***ing clue' - Sherlock Holmes 1900

'Any f***ing idiot could understand that!' - Einstein 1938

'Why? Because it's f***ing there' - Sir Edmund Hillary 1953

'I'll finish the symphony when I'm good and f***ing ready' - Mozart 1751

'Heads are going to f***ing roll' - Anne Boleyn 1536

'What do you mean it doesn't f***ing look like her?' - Picasso 1926

'You'll have to f***ing speak up' - Van Gogh 1890

'I'd trust them with my f***ing life' - Julius Caesar 44 BC

'I'll look a right f***ing clown in this' - Ronald McDonald 1973

'Where did all those f***ing indians come from?' - General Custer 1877

'They'll never f***ing find us here' - Guy Fawkes 1605

'Where's all that f***ing water coming from?' - Titanic Captain 1912

'I don't suppose it's gonna f***ing rain?' - Joan of Arc 1434

'Would somebody answer that f***ing phone' - Alexander Graham Bell 1876

'They'll have someone's f***ing eye out' - King Harold 1066


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bobthenob

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Legitimate Use of the 'F' Word
"Sufferin'Suckatash" and their is little ol' me thinking the F word was a modern slang word.Bobthenob 2009

P.S did Noah really swear about the weather,l haven't seen any scriptures claiming this
 
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Harem

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Another brilliant post, Craig. (btw - do you have any work to do??)
 
Legitimate Use of the 'F' Word
Ceemac
Thank you so much for this post!
I have had such a crap day and this really lifted my spirits :)

Soo
 

ted j

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Legitimate Use of the 'F' Word
While Kath & I Were In Altinkum Last Week, We Were Sat Looking At The Sea, When This Huge Hand Came Up out Of The Water( It Must Have Been 50ft High, And Moved From Left To Right). I Said To Kath "Did You See The Size Of That F**king Wave!". Ted.
 

JET

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"Okay! Who did that f......g brief case belong to ?" - Adolf Hitler
 

KKOB

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JET

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"Come on guys - can`t you take a f.....g joke" - Marie Antoinette 1793

"and see you Defarge - get the f.....g spelling right" - Marie Antoinette 1793
 
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Akasya

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What f*****g fish, Lord Lucan 1974, Robert Maxwell 1991.

Steve.
 

bobthenob

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Take your hand out of my F*****g backside..Orville the duck 1979 l think.Ever heard a duck quack with an foreign object up it's rear end..not a pleasant experience
 

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