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Laws For Women To Live By
I'd better say something a little more cheery or Philip will be complaining again about my morbid posts :D

Here's something that should give you girls a giggle;

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there

3. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

4. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

5. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

6. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

7. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.

8. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.

9. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

10. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

11. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

12. Sadly, all men are created equal.



Laws For Women To Live By

That's more like it Craig LOL!!!!!

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