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[peter the postie]

Here's the latest predictions, pick of which you think are true

Hangeland to Arsenal for 8mil
Jamie Cureton to Bolton for 3 million, they need a big brusier.
Eto'o to Man City for 25 million.
Rio Ferdinand to Liverpool, 15mil.
Titus Bramble to Man U for 12 mil.
Bobby Zamora to be replaced with a cardboard cut out of himself.
Dean Ashton to be swapped for a Border Collie.
Ipswich selling Ivan Campo to Loreal for nit testing.
John Hartson to sign for Plymouth Argyle on a free, he has just bought the Ginsters factory.


I am a receptionist at a private clinic in Hale in Cheshire. We have just done the medical for Jan Klass Huntelaar, who is on his way to Manchester City in a deal that his agent told my director was worth 41 million euros. This deal will be unveiled on Sunday along with the Tevez deal. This part of the deal, I can't confirm as Tevez is not booked in with us.

Undisclosed, for obvious reasons

Martin O'Neil is looking at strengthening in all positions by bringing in.
Joe Hart (Man City)– 3Mil
Hangeland (Fulham) – 8Mil
Micah Richards (Man City) 10Mil
Steven Defour (standard Liege) 7Mil
David Bentley (Spurs) 8MIl
Stuart Downing (Boro) 8Mil
Michael Owen (Newcastle) Free
Daniel Sturridge (Man City) Free

And finally... In order to appease the fans who are demanding a 'Celtic minded' manager, apparently Peter Lawwell has approached Josef Fritzel to take over at Parkhead.

 

[Akasya]

So all this time Peter, you have been masquerading on this forum as a postie, when you are in fact a plant in a quasi medical facility, specialising in professional sports personages, for a little known but highly influential spread bet bookies.

By the way, is the uniform better than postman pat gets.

Steve.