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Is Romance Dead?
[FONT=&quot][/FONT] [FONT=&quot]A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]If you are laughing, send me your smile.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]If you are eating, send me a bite.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]If you are drinking, send me a sip.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]If you are crying, send me your tears.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]I love you.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]I'm on the toilet. Please advise.[/FONT]


Is Romance Dead?
You never romance me any more." Moaned the wife. "Yet you never stopped trying to woo me when we first met."

"Well let's be honest love." I told her. "I was trying to get into your knickers back then, wasn't I?"

"So why don't you try these days, then?" She asked. "No desire?"

"No bloody room." I replied.

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