Shake It Baby...
Insults & Put Downs
Sticks and stones may hurt my bones etc etc - I'm not so sure. Some of these are cruel.....

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.

A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?

She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.

Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?

Everyone has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.

Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is.'

He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.

He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.

He would be out of his depth in a puddle.

He'd steal the straw from his mother's kennel.

They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.



Completely Chillaxed
Insults & Put Downs
I stuck up for you when someone said you didn't have the brains of a monkey, I said I had proof that you did. :wink:


Insults & Put Downs
I said to my manager once "I stuck up for you the other day, someone said you weren't fit to manage pigs and I said you were" :)


Insults & Put Downs
" I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person"

" If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow a hat off"

" If wit was s--t you wouldn't have enough to fill a smartie"

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