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Ha Haa Haaa!

Jea Oh , whats my name?
OOPS
Time for the loo Jeannie and then your workout with that nice young man who delivers the mail!!
I am off to the gym to see some lycra bobbing up and down and getting sweaty!
What a way to go!!
Where's the Sat Nav??
 
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JEANNIE

Going to get Thinner
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OOPS
Time for the loo Jeannie and then your workout with that nice young man who delivers the mail!!
I am off to the gym to see some lycra bobbing up and down and getting sweaty!
What a way to go!!
Where's the Sat Nav??

Ha Ha Terry, it's off to the pub i go, funny how i never forget where that is lol.

PS the postie is not good looking.

Jeannie
 

tinkyman

Member
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the best thing about being in an altzheimers group is that you meet new friends every week (if you remember to go)
 

Yalides

Am I pretty ?
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The Cremated Husband



Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.


Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.

Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him....

You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money!"

She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the ashes she said, "Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with the insurance money!"

Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Remember that blow job I promised you?"

"Here it comes."
 
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That's easy for you to say-& as I sit hear at my computer, I have only one thing to say in reply.........................................................................................................................

What was the question again........

Confused 64
 

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