Idiot of the week

[SLEEPY]

On my last birthday. To treat myself, I did something I resist doing in public for fear of being seen and thought weird, I tidied all the trolleys into two neat lines in the trolley park at the supermarket. Felt good but I didn't take a picture. That would be weird.

 

[Akasya]

Whilst stuck in hospital i untangled all of the wires by the bed used to monitor patients electronically .
Got a funny look from the Doc .
Steve

 

[Hilsjw]

Gran, 43, faceplants in toilets after boozy £35 bottomless brunch

Mum-of-six Nat Cooper suffers massive swollen face after falling forwards off the toilet

www.coventrytelegraph.net

Classy !!!

 

[Mushroom]

The Wakefield council grass cutting brain donors have once again reached their usual standards !!

 

[SLEEPY]

Never trust a man that wears jeans but no belt.

 

[Mushroom]

Never trust a man that wears jeans but no belt.

But, what about a man who wears a belt but no jeans?

 

[Kanga]

But, what about a man who wears a belt but no jeans?

Isn't that a mini skirt?

 

[SLEEPY]

Certain poetry in Rupert Murdoch's 4th divorce being announced on the eve of the 6th anniversary of the EU referendum.
Looking forward to tomorrow's front page of the Sun:

Randy Rupert - Aussie Tycoon (91) Dumps Texan Model see everything on pages 4,5,6,7, 23 phoaaaar!

 

[Mushroom]

Just send him to Castleford - much cheaper

Paedophile Rochdale grooming gang member, 51, battles deportation

Adil Khan, 51, who got a teenager pregnant as part of a notorious Rochdale grooming gang, referred to his conviction as an 'allegation' and a 'laughing matter' at the Immigration Tribunal hearing his case.

mol.im

 

[SLEEPY]

 

[Kanga]

Car seized as driver tries to avoid parking fees at Stansted Airport

A car was seized after a driver tried to avoid paying almost £500 in parking fees at Stansted Airport.

www.eadt.co.uk

 

[enoch]

Just send him to Castleford - much cheaper

Paedophile Rochdale grooming gang member, 51, battles deportation

Adil Khan, 51, who got a teenager pregnant as part of a notorious Rochdale grooming gang, referred to his conviction as an 'allegation' and a 'laughing matter' at the Immigration Tribunal hearing his case.

mol.im

Well I would just cut it off by the neck problems solved.

 

[Kanga]

Talking of the message in th

Well I would just cut it off by the neck problems solved.

Only one punishment, cut off the offending pudenda, publicly.

 

[Akasya]

These men must be continually harrassed in the media until sent to country of origin , they and their families have no shame . A good Pakistant muslim friend of mine told me the families blame the poor innocent girls and that they led the men astray . I hope they are publicly humiliated . He , Ali was deeply hurt that a muslim could do such things he had great respect for everyone.
Steve

 

[mollag]

Only on the IOM.
Offender who blocked the toilet in his police cell is sentenced
A man who blocked a toilet which flooded a police cell has been fined £450.
Stephen xxx was initially arrested for being drunk and disorderly after being ejected from Jaks on Douglas promenade.
The 23-year-old pleaded guilty to that offence as well as property damage and was also ordered to pay £150 compensation for the cleaning of the cell.
Now that was a late night curry to remember, but the third Keema Naan may have been a mistake.

 

[SLEEPY]

Pets can also be idiots!

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[Maisie]

So, what he hell was it? It looked like a snake at first, then the 'back end' seemed to split into two or three pieces. The cat seems to have the right idea - who me?

Maisie

 

[mollag]

Not particularly this week but on another group we had a Fulham supporter, football isnt my thing but this guy was fanatical. He started a few times about "Me and my Craven mates", I pointed out to him that a Craven was a cowardly scurrilous person, He went quiet for a while then returned with "me and my cottager mates" I further pointed out that a cottager is one of , maybe several , males who meet up in Gents loos for another sort of sport. , do you know, he told me to eff off

 

[IbrahimAbi]

Sometimes 'idiot' does not hack it. 'Nasty barsteward' would be better. This ar$ehole should be kicked out of Wimbledon IMHO.

Nick Kyrgios admits spitting in direction of ‘disrespectful’ fan at Wimbledon

The world number 40 hit out at the behaviour of some spectators during the Court Three match

www.independent.co.uk

 

[SLEEPY]

WARNING !!!Brexiteers celebrating independence !

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1542417654656520196