Humour, Rude not Racist
I was Refereeing a match at "The Women's World Cup, Football Qualifiers".

One Woman Player hit a really Hard Shot, and it slapped the Goalkeeper, right in Her Fanny.

I blew my Whistle and said, "One Nil."

The Goalkeeper, rolling on the floor in agony, screamed,

"What the fuck are you talking about"..???


"You know what they say, from my side of the fence". I said.



"Any Hole's a Goal”..
 
Humour, Rude not Racist
My obnoxious Teenage Son.


Found a Sex Tape of his Mum and Me.


That we made years ago and has now threatened, to release it to the internet.


That's if we didn't buy him, the New and Latest iPhone and Games Console...


I told him,


*


"Crack on Son, cos it's all on the old Betamax".
 

IbrahimAbi

Grey wisdom
Humour, Rude not Racist
My obnoxious Teenage Son.


Found a Sex Tape of his Mum and Me.


That we made years ago and has now threatened, to release it to the internet.


That's if we didn't buy him, the New and Latest iPhone and Games Console...


I told him,


*


"Crack on Son, cos it's all on the old Betamax".
I just sent this to the lad for £25
 

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