Frankie T

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Humour, Rude not Racist
Three women were in the waiting room of an obstetrician,
each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be.
The first one stopped and took a pill.
"What was that?" The others asked her.
"Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy."
A few minutes later, another woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked.
"Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong."
They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked her.
"It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this fucking sweater!"
 
Humour, Rude not Racist
A Big Game Hunter is walking through the Jungle.

When he comes across a massive DEAD, Tyrannosaurus Rex Dinosaur, with a 3 foot Pygmy, stood next to it..?!?!?!

Totally Amazed the Hunter asks "W.T.F..?? Did You Kill That"..???

"YES", was the reply..!

"How could a little fella like you, kill such a Massive Beast like that"..??? asks the Hunter.

"With My Club", came the reply...!

"F.F.S.. How Big is your Club"..???

"Well", said the Pygmy..

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"At the Last Count. There's was over Three Hundred of Us"
 
Humour, Rude not Racist
My Wife caught me Masturbating in the Bathroom, for the Second Time in a Week..

"Am I not enough for you..??? What am I doing wrong..???" She cried.

"Dave, please tell me what you want me to do. So this doesn't happen any more"..???




"Fecking Knock." I replied.
 

Frankie T

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Humour, Rude not Racist
I hate it when I'm walking around the park and a dog shits and people just walk off and leave it.

I'm like, "Excuse me, are you not going to pick that up?"

They reply with things like, "No, fuck off, it's your dog."
 

Frankie T

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Humour, Rude not Racist
As I knelt down with a pair of size 4 shoes in front of this sexy blonde in a short skirt, I couldn't resist a quick glance at her knickers.

"Hey cheeky!" she said as she gave me a playful kick. "I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls' skirts isn't it?"

"That's an absolutely ridiculous accusation, madam," I said sternly. "I don't fucking work here."
 

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