Happy Yorkshire Day

[bickern]

Happy Yorkshire Day folks.

 

[IbrahimAbi]

Congratulations, from a Lancastrian

 

[Akasya]

Proudly inbred.

Steve

 

[IbrahimAbi]

Read this aloud in a Yorkshire accent (alright, whisper it if you are embarrassed):-

A tyke who had inherited quite a sum of money went into a high class goldsmiths shop. He told the goldsmith his little terrier had died and he would like him to make a model of it in gold, and that money would be no object. The goldsmith replied " certainly sir, it would be a pleasure to do this for you, 18 carat be alright?". The tyke snapped back "nah yer barmy sod, it's a dog Norah 'oss, ah want's it 'nawin' a bone.

 

[pepperkat]

My neighbour went to the vet and asked if his cat could be neutered .
The vet said " Is it a Tom" . My neighbour said " nah yer daft sod its 'ere in this basket"

 

[Jaycey]

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[Yalides]

Jane Fonda comes to Huddersfield to give an aerobics class for all the well-to-do ladies.
"OK ladies," she says, "let's start with a warm-up. Hands on thighs!"
And the ladies, in unison, put their hands over their eyes!

 

[bickern]

Des, I take it you missed post 4 from IA. LOL.

 

[Yalides]

Des, I take it you missed post 4 from IA. LOL.

I did Norman, changed it.......:drama:

 

[bickern]

The old one was better. LOL.

 

[Yalides]

The old one was better. LOL.

It was Norman. Nothing but a desperate face saving, he didn`t read a post he thanked properly, exercise........:kafa:

 

[pepperkat]

Keep thisen calm, an' 'ave a reet good Yorkshire Day

 

[IbrahimAbi]

Right then, Yorkshire has had its' day

 

[pepperkat]

Right then, Yorkshire has had its' day

Reet then, Yorksher 'as 'ad it's day.
Just translated into Yorksher for you. I:roundgrin

 

[Yalides]

Will I need a phrase book to visit Yorkshire ?

 

[IbrahimAbi]

Try this for advice on communicating with the tykes:-

BBC - North Yorkshire - Voices - Glossary

 

[yalimart]

Great to see the kids from Yorkshire trying to give it a go in their traditional clothing.

https://www.facebook.com/1615787525378016/videos/1624232934533475/

Martin

 

[IbrahimAbi]

Nary a pair o'clogs in sight. Nor wellies

 

[villabaris1]

Probably says it all

 

[TNT123]

I know I put ıt up once but I couldn't resıst ıt agaın.

Well, you all know what we Lancashıre folk thınk of Yorkshıre folk.