Shake It Baby...
Getting Old....
I never was much of a poet....

Now that I'm old and feeble,
And my pilot light is out;
What used to be my sex appeal, is now my waterspout.

I used to be embarrassed to make the thing behave,
For every single morning it would stand and watch me shave.
But now I'm getting old and it just gives me the blues,
To have the thing hang down and watch me tie my shoes.....:lol:


Sunny Seasider

Life is so precious
Getting Old....
Ladies Prayer, I am praying, lol

Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
for all that you've done!

Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we are nuts!"


Getting Old....
Edith Wharton

It spite of illness, in spite even of the archenemy sorrow, one can remain alive long past the usual date of disintegration if one is unafraid of change, insatiable in intellectual curiosity, interested in big things, and happy in a small way.


Getting Old....
when i was young and in my prime,
i could do them two at a time!
now i,m old and getting grey,
i can manage one a day!

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