Yalides

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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog .. . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one:

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent
condition. £200 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last
month. Wife knows f *****g everything..
 

Tess

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Well done Des, have to say the first one, I PSML, reminded me of a Terrier we had at home many moons ago when I was going out with my now husband, hated the very sight of him and he was s**t scared of it, wasn't the size of two peas, it never at any time missed an opportunity to take a snap at him. Good one, hilarious.
 

ceemac

Shake It Baby...
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Yalides

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The used toilet paper one was scary but I suppose at least one side of every sheet is unused.
 
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