Completely Chillaxed
Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle saying

"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said,

"In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no-one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,

"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."



Gay Flight Attendant
one well done for the post and another for yet another eye popping avatar.

I took mine off due to the sad news of a member some time ago (it was a smiley face and seemed inappropriate to have it showing on my post) you change like the wind Must search for a new one this weekend.

keep them coming


Gay Flight Attendant
oh man, KKO...that's Oscar material right there. thanks for making me laugh so hard. As Debbie said: Keep 'em coming.
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