terryfran

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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it only fair - given that you're blind - that you should know five things"....



1 - "The bartender is a blonde girl".

2 - "The bouncer is a blonde girl".

3 - "I'm a 6 foot tall, 160lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate".

4 - "The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter".

5 - "The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler".

"Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,

"Nah, .

Not if I've gotta explain it five times.!"



:)
 

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