IbrahimAbi

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A German ref was flying into Charles de Gaul to ref the match in Paris. Conversation went like this

Immigration official at French Airport – “Nationality?”

Ref - "German"

Immigration official - "Occupation?"

Arriving Passenger - "No, just a reffing a match"
 
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It is just before Scotland v England in the 2020 Euro’s Group game.

Kane goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.

"What's Up"..??? he asks.

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're shite and we can't be bothered".

Kane looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads can bugger off and go down the Pub."

So Kane goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the English team go off for a few pints.

After a few Jars they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the Teletext on.

A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "England 1 - Scotland 0 (Kane 10minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself..!

Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on.

"Result from the Stadium "England 1 (Kane 10 minutes) - Scotland 1"(Angus McShagnasty 89 minutes)".

They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland..!!

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them.

"I've let you down, I've let you down."

"Don't be daft, you got a Draw against Scotland, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end".

"No, No, I have, I've let you down...


I got Sent Off after 12 minutes".
 
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A Robber walks into a Bank and shouts.

"Freeze, give me all your Money..!"

A Brave Customer runs over and pulls off the Robber’s Mask and says, “I've seen your face now”..?!?!?

So the Robber shoots him Dead and puts his Mask back on .

"OK, did anyone else see my Face"..???

There's silence for a moment, then a Scouser pipes up,




"l think that Ass-Hole in the Man Utd., shirt, got a Good Look".
 

Akasya

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Not fair Mushroom , according to Souness , Brave Heroic Scotland were brulliant ( sic ) , the sly , deceptive cheating croats were just lucky .
Steve
 

IbrahimAbi

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Not fair Mushroom , according to Souness , Brave Heroic Scotland were brulliant ( sic ) , the sly , deceptive cheating croats were just lucky .
Steve
Scotland made some excellent scoring chances, they just could not convert them. Shame.
 

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