Aunty

Member
flight attendant
>>>>Gay Flight Attendant
>>>>
>>>>My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who

>>>>seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and
drinks.
>>>>
>>>>As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
>>>>and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll

>>>>be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you
>>>>could just put your trays up, that would be super."
>>>>
>>>>On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
>>>>rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you
>>>>didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise

>>>>your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
>>>>
>>>>She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
>>>>Princess and I take orders from no one."
>>>>
>>>>To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a
>>>>beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I
>>>>out rank you........... Tray-up, Bitch !
>>>>
 

Raysalaff

Just Call Me Ray !
flight attendant
Oh Aunty! this has just gave me my Chuckle for the Day :lol:

Ray :)

I wont be able to stop laughing next time I see a Gay airline steward :lol:
 

Aunty

Member
flight attendant
>>>Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
>>>death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable,
>>>when all of a sudden. ......
>>>
>>>
>>>"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet"
>>>
>>>
>>>"Is, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".
>>>
>>>
>>>So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and
>>>there,
>
>>>in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping
>>>with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked
>>>bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
>>>
>>>
>>>"Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree".
>>>
>>>
>>>"Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget"
>>>
>>>
>>>"Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees
>>>no
>
>>>meerage, ees a bacon tree".
>>>
>>>
>>>And with that ....Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5
>>>metres,
>
>>>Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens
>>>up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded
>>>but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying
>>>breath.
>>>
>>>
>>>"Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"
>>>
>>>
>>>"Luis Luis MI amigo...what ees it?
>>>
>>>
>>>"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree..
>>>
>>>
>>>Ees
>>>
>>>
>>>Ees
>>>
>>>
>>>Ees
>>>
>>>
>>>Ees
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Eees a Ham Bush.
 
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