Fithy Pervert !

[KKOB]

:wow:

Pervert jailed after sex act in manure | The Sun |News

 

[flowerpotman]

Methinks you have too much spare time on your hands Alan.

 

[Bibby]

OK, I wouldn't want him as a neighbour. But this report amused me on a few counts. I am leaving it to others to guess which ones...

 

[Fendouglas]

"Semper in excretum sum sed alta variat ????"

 

[Mack]

Fecker's from Camborne, whatdya expect? not like us wholesome Falmouth lads

 

[zuberdust]

wow thats one hell of a fetish!!! atleast it was animal shi*e therefore of organic matter lol......

 

[angelaturkey]

Thanks for that Alan - ıt makes me feel a whole lot better. I wıll share wıth thıs Forum now what happened to me just recently ... I have been datıng an Englısh guy for 2 years. He emaıled me or phoned me every day for 2 years and met all my frıends and famıly. They all saıd he was the nıcest guy I had ever dated. We went to the theatre and opera and dınners. he also cooked nıce meals. Then a few weeks ago he asked me to go over urgently and I couldnt as I had my 3 year old nephew to look after. I asked why I had to go THEN AND THERE and why not meet later. He saıd he could not be free untıl 11pmç That was a Sunday nıght and work on Monday mornıgn?!!! I could not udnerstand why ... well I fınally got ıt out of hım ... he was ın nappıes and baby clothes and wanted me to go over and Mother hım !!!!!!! End of relatıonshıp..... And I thought that was the weirdest thıng I ever heard. He has a very sterssy job and says thıs ıs hıs only way of gettıng hıs kıcks.

 

[truliejulie]

Angelaturkey and on that picture you look like you are still smiling how? Nowt as strange as folk

 

[sasa]

..and to quote the words of Harold Steptoe..

"You dirty old man"!!

 

[zuberdust]

Thanks for that Alan - ıt makes me feel a whole lot better. I wıll share wıth thıs Forum now what happened to me just recently ... I have been datıng an Englısh guy for 2 years. He emaıled me or phoned me every day for 2 years and met all my frıends and famıly. They all saıd he was the nıcest guy I had ever dated. We went to the theatre and opera and dınners. he also cooked nıce meals. Then a few weeks ago he asked me to go over urgently and I couldnt as I had my 3 year old nephew to look after. I asked why I had to go THEN AND THERE and why not meet later. He saıd he could not be free untıl 11pmç That was a Sunday nıght and work on Monday mornıgn?!!! I could not udnerstand why ... well I fınally got ıt out of hım ... he was ın nappıes and baby clothes and wanted me to go over and Mother hım !!!!!!! End of relatıonshıp..... And I thought that was the weirdest thıng I ever heard. He has a very sterssy job and says thıs ıs hıs only way of gettıng hıs kıcks.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!... omg!!!! how amazing!! u should have taken pictures THEN dumped him.... god thats hillarious

 

[Akasya]

Angela, sounds like three tablespoons of caster oil, and a bag of Opies original Australian Liquorice would not have gone amiss. Always wondered why bath sheets in hotels were always white.

What did he use for a safety pin, a metal coathanger ?

Steve.