Feb Jokes '21.

[Saoirse]

NICOLA STURGEON WILL ANNOUNCE LATER TODAY.

THAT ALL "SCOTTISH BEER GARDENS", WILL RE-OPEN ON MONDAY.


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I believe I speak on behalf of the entire committee of TLF mods when I say that we did not give permission for the use of our group photo from our recent monthly meeting

 

[enoch]

I believe I speak on behalf of the entire committee of TLF mods when I say that we did not give permission for the use of our group photo from our recent monthly meeting

You all look better than I would have expected

 

[IbrahimAbi]

 

[Derek Payne]

 

[Derek Payne]

Two Irish builders are hammering Floorboards down in a House.

Paddy picks up a Nail, realizes it’s upside down and throws it away.

He carries on doing this until Murphy says,

“Why are you throwing those Nails away”..???

“Because they’re all upside down”, says Paddy.

“You feckin idiot,” replies Murphy.


“You should save them for the Ceiling”..

 

[Derek Payne]