Feb Jokes '21.

[Akasya]

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Stripe me pink , that is so funny .
Steve

 

[yalimart]

 

[Tenpin]

 

[Derek Payne]

 

[yalimart]

There is a god after all.

 

[mollag]

Search for anyone who gives a shit enters second day as former royals announce pregnancy

 

[Derek Payne]

 

[Derek Payne]

 

[Derek Payne]

 

[Derek Payne]

Top Tip for how to Entertain yourself, during "Lockdown" -

How to Draw a Black Horse..??

Draw a Zebra,

Then Colour in the White Bits.

Next Week's Top Tip -



"How to Draw a White Horse"..

 

[Derek Payne]

 

[Derek Payne]

 

[Derek Payne]

 

[bulldogxbmc]

I received a blindfold for my birthday.


I can't see myself wearing it though.

 

[Derek Payne]

HAVE YOU HAD THE JAB - URGENT NOTICE...!

This happened yesterday and is important information.

My Dad who is 85 years old had his 2nd dose of the vaccine at the vaccination centre, after which he began to have shaky and blurred vision on the way home.

When he got home, he called the vaccination centre for advice and to ask if he should go to see a doctor, or be hospitalised.



He was asked to go back to the vaccination centre immediately as he had left his glasses behind.

 

[Derek Payne]

 

[Derek Payne]

 

[Derek Payne]

Daddy Bear:

"Somebody's been Sleeping in my Bed"..

Mummy Bear,

"Well, It wouldn't be the first time, would it"....???

Daddy Bear,

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"F. F. S. Daphne. It's been over 3 years now. Let It Go"..??

 

[Derek Payne]

NICOLA STURGEON WILL ANNOUNCE LATER TODAY.

THAT ALL "SCOTTISH BEER GARDENS", WILL RE-OPEN ON MONDAY.

 

[Tenpin]