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Drive through cashpoint machines
At new drive-through cashpoint machines, customers will be able to withdraw
cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable users to use this new facility
the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances (i.e. MALE or FEMALE) and remember them for when you use the machine for the first time.

MALE PROCEDURE

1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6 Wind up window
7 Drive off

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
6 Turn the radio down
7 Put all contents back into handbag
8 Attempt to insert card into machine
9 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
10 Insert card
11 Re-insert card the right way up
12 Search handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside
back page
13 Enter PIN.
14 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
15 Enter amount of cash required
16 Check make up in rear view mirror
17 Retrieve cash and receipt
18 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
19 Place receipt in back of cheque book
20 Re-check make-up again
21 Drive forwards 2 meters
22 Reverse back to cash machine
23 Retrieve card
24 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
provided
25 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing
behind
26 Restart stalled engine and pull off
27 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
28 Release handbrake

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:
 

Sunny Seasider

Life is so precious
Drive through cashpoint machines
:307bt: Don't forget we have to finish our chat and after # 16 refresh our Lippy, lol
 

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