bobthenob

Non Active Member
Drinking Raki
A warning to all Raki drinkers when consuming large amounts.
You start to see things that hasn’t appeared there before when sober.That old granny across the bar has suddenly turned into a well defined bosom sex bomb.You turn to your mates and mention the sexy bird across the bar mentioning l could do it.”But”,they look at you like you’re a retard,because they have been on the effes not the Raki.
You suddenly found a spurt of energy the Raki temporarily gives you for a short time and up you go to impress this bird on the dance floor of what hidden talents in dancing you possess.But in reality,the huge consumption of Raki is a major factor in you dancing like a retard.Continuous dancing like a mental Tasmanian devil on Viagra,will leave you in the middle of the dance floor all alone with your trousers down to your ankles.

The x-ray vision comes into force now by looking at the granny awe inspired by your hidden talents in dancing and now you are wondering what the hell happened to that bra she was wearing before l had my first glass of Raki.
You go back to your seat and tell all your mates l love you,”give me a kiss”.They tell you your to ugly and now you are convince you have a voice like an angel.”So”,you get up and serenade the granny to throw up.But really you think the reason why she is throwing up is because of the way you can sing like nothing never heard before on earth.
Eventually you have made your way in and started to converse with the granny.You think you have the speech of a gentleman of the 20’s but in truth you are spitting with every illogical word that comes out of that cake hole of yours,straight into her drink.

When you wake up the next morning by rolling over with a massive headache,you see something really scary in bed with you.This is when you wish you had another Raki to make you believe you are invisible.This also allows you into thinking you can run faster and gives you the illusion you have out witted her.But in real life,you forgot to put your clothes on and you have been nabbed by the police,which they are interrogating you on how you got into this mess in the first place without any clothes on in the middle of a Turkish festival.
Please remember the consumption of alcohol can have some peculiar disturbances in such a short space of time.And you are still trying to explain to the police how l got these rug burns on my forehead.
 
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pebble

Member
Drinking Raki
Oh my god Bob, its the middle of the night here, everyone is asleep and I am sitting here splitting a gut..........
this is hysterical......
of course drinking raki the traditional way doesnt give you this courage.......BUT as a foreigner drinking shots of the stuff gives you all that courage and what not.......

this should be handed out to all the people coming over for a vacation,.

great post
 

bobthenob

Non Active Member
Drinking Raki
Oh my god Bob, its the middle of the night here, everyone is asleep and I am sitting here splitting a gut..........
this is hysterical......
of course drinking raki the traditional way doesnt give you this courage.......BUT as a foreigner drinking shots of the stuff gives you all that courage and what not.......

this should be handed out to all the people coming over for a vacation,.

great post
l'm happy to know l have given you a laugh,since humour is the best medicine in combating any ailments life throws at us.
Take care
 

rosewall1

ex Bond Girl
Drinking Raki
Oh Bob what can I say, it is so funny but so true,in fact a quick flash and I could be the granny - I wish
 

pebble

Member
Drinking Raki
oh JILL...... You are too funny.......and no you arent the granny.....you have too much class..........but I could see Colin trying to be CASANOVA......nahhhh i take it back.....he wouldnt either........
but cant you just see this happening in all the discos on the bodrum peninsula???????

ha ha ha ha ha toooooo funny........
 

littledave

littledave
Drinking Raki
hi bob you,ve got me worried cos i,m like that on efes.. good thing with grannys is that can take there teeth out. much better!!!!
 

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