"Corny Jokes".

[mollag]

 

[Derek Payne]

Earlier today, I saw a Dwarf today wearing a Fez,

And he just kept saying,

"Just Like That, Just Like That", as he got into his Car.

I wonder, do you reckon,


If he was a "Mini Cooper"..???

 

[mollag]

 

[mollag]

After long and serious consideration i have concluded that all penis jokes are essentially the same.
They just vary in length.

 

[Derek Payne]

Today’s Top Tip -

How to Draw a Black Horse -

Draw a Zebra, then Colour in the White Bits.

Next Week -


“How to Draw a White Horse”.

 

[Derek Payne]

I've just had a Near-Sex experience.


My Wife, just flashed before my Eyes.

 

[mollag]

 

[IbrahimAbi]

 

[mollag]

It always annoyed me, he is named Eubank, not Eubanks, it was never Frank Brunos, was it?

 

[Chasey]

It always annoyed me, he is named Eubank, not Eubanks, it was never Frank Brunos, was it?

And this weeks pedant award goes to.......

 

[mollag]

Me at last, recognition

 

[Derek Payne]

 

[Derek Payne]

The Judge found me Guilty, of stealing a Reclining Armchair and 2 Sofas,

From the - "D.F.S. furniture sale".

He's sentenced me to 3 years in Jail,

But the Good News Is..??

*

I don't have to start my Sentence until January 2026..

 

[mollag]

 

[mollag]

 

[Derek Payne]

For years now I've been, "Living the Life of Riley" -


Sadly for me, Riley has now noticed his Credit Cards are Missing.

 

[mollag]

It will come as no surprise to many that I have been informed that I am to be included in the New Years Royal honours list for my contribution to the Electrical Industry
For my honorific I have chosen the Title, ---Sir Kit Breaker.

 

[Derek Payne]

I was on the phone to "Domino's" and I ordered a Thin, Crusty Supreme.


Half an hour later, Diana Ross knocked at my Door..

 

[Derek Payne]

 

[Derek Payne]

Was in Tesco today and asked the manager why the Exit Sign was flickering...


He said, "it's on its Way Out"..!