Spotted a sign in Isle of Man Pet Shop window saying,
"Amsterdam Cats for Sale",
Hmm, iv'e heard of Manx cats, but "Amsterdam" ?----still, I went in and said :-
"How Dutch is that Moggy in the Window".....
Please say an *Amen* for my Wife.
She's in A&E, after getting Stung by a Bee.
She has a Swollen Face, broken nose and Two Black Eyes.
She howled when the Bee Stung her on the Forehead.
Luckily enough for her, I was close enough to smack the Bee with my Shovel.
There's a guy just sunk his canoe off of the Isle of Man. Apparently he was feeling the cold so he fitted a paraffin stove to his canoe but it melted the hull and he sank..
Just goes to prove you can't have your kayak and heat it.